Movie #29: Drag Me To Hell

Drag Me To Hell definitely wastes no time living up to its title: in the first ten minutes of prologue, some poor kid, who stole a silver necklace from a gypsy, literally gets dragged kicking and screaming into Hell. So without further ado, the tone is set for this B-movie horror film. This is not the subtly-creepy psychological stuff with the single-noun title (I’m talking about The Ring, The Grudge, The Eye or The Cupcake … yes, I made that last one up). It’s also not the tongue-in-cheek, self-referential stuff like the Scream series, or any of a million “reboots” of franchises like Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street. This is flat-out, gross, over-the-top, schlocky horror. Poor little Christine Brown (played by sweet little Alison Lohman), in danger of losing a promotion to assistant manager at the bank where she works, she decides to deny a creepy old lady an extension on her mortgage. Out of spite, the crone decides to curse her (after a ridiculously brutal scene where she attacks Christine — at one point even gumming Christine after her dentures fell out), and that’s when it all comes spewing forth — literally. There are so many scenes of gross gushers pouring out of people, it’s not even funny — well, actually it kind of is. Cheesy as some parts may be, this movie really does what it sets out to do as a good B-horror: I found myself shuddering in revulsion, hunching my shoulders out of tension, yelling back at the TV screen, you name it. I also found myself predicting what would happen when various elements (kittens, cakes, seances, knives) were introduced into a scene (“OK, I think blood is going to come out of that cake.”) and I was mostly right. Nevertheless, it was a crazy crazy ride to an unfortunately unsatisfying ending. There is clearly another way this movie could have gone and (even though I totally predicted the actual ending — and I’m sure you would too) in the end I don’t know why director Sam Raimi (of Spider-man fame) chose the ending that he did. I’m not a horror movie fan by any stretch, and I don’t know if I’d say that watching this movie was fun, but I did end up with that post-tension giddiness and relief of it being over. It’s definitely a movie that I won’t soon forget. (3.5 out of 5)

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Kay's avatar Kay says:

    I was somewhat surprised that you included a horror movie in the 50 movies in the summer. I like your comment about how you were yelling back at the T.V. screen. Glad to know that I”m not the only one that does that. haha…..

  2. alving4's avatar alving4 says:

    Actually, ever since I was pleasantly surprised by Scream, I’ve kept an open mind about horror movies. I just don’t like it when they’re too gory or too demonic. However, I think there’s too many bad horror movies that are out there. Nevertheless, I’ve actually got another one on my “list”. I plan to watch Paranormal Activity as well some time soon.

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